string cleaner? Yeah...no.

There is a product known as the Renew String Cleaner. This product was developed by Hitler in WWII to keep the US army from enjoying music, and thus winning the war. It almost worked.

It was advertised that this product removes the dirt and grime left over from our hands when we play and keeps the strings lasting way longer. So, I thought I'd try it. I used it on the strings, and put the guitar away for a day or two. Yesterday, I pulled out the guitar to learn "Walk" by the Foo Fighters and discovered that my strings had rusted. This hurt my soul. I'm now sad. After I by a new set of strings, I'm learning a sad song in memory of the old strings...then an angry punk-rock grunge song to get back at the Renew String Cleaner. Stick it to the man...

Peace.

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